This game allowed me to bludgeon a bootleg version of that mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sam (the irritating green guy) from QBert with a pick-axe. 10/10

Ok...now for an actual review.

Cash Cow DX is what would happen if you threw Sonic the Hedgehog, Mappy, Super Mario, Q
Bert and Donkey Kong Country in a blender and wrapped it up in an early Taito aesthetic. The OST is also fantastic- if you liked the OST to Donut Dodo then you are going to love the equally bouncy and energetic nature each of the game's tracks provides.

I'm not necessarily a score chaser, but I can appreciate that there's a lot of nuance to scoring. There's the E-X-T-R-A bonus (again with Bubble Bobble) that seems pretty essential to getting bigger scores on top of stockpiling diamonds to multiple your mon-cough-mooney. This game also does one of my favorite things and exchanges your extra lives for more points when you finish a round. Last, but not least, there's also the "Holy Cow" bonus for completing a stage without dying.

I will say that the controls have a steeper learning curve than Donut Dodo. Your character bounces on his udders and it can make movement seem jarringly slippery at first. Stick with it though- this game is just as fun as Dodo. Just remember that there's no timer and take things slow and methodically- my first mistake was trying to play this game like Donut Dodo tbh.

Reviewed on Feb 17, 2024


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