"you're a good man arthur morgan"

proceeds to kill 3 cops to free a prisoner, robs the prisoner, kills the prisoner, flees so fast that kills another person by crashing the horse into them, then kills the witness, then kills the witness who saw the killing of the first witness and after that, why not steal everything from that abandoned camp that happens to be just there? but the abandoned camp is not abandoned, so you have to kill the owner of the camp while the horse is frightened by a snake, so the snake must die too, you skin the snake and that's enough time for a guy to show up and ask you if you know how to shoot, you try to show them but you're so bad that you lose the bet, so there's no other way of solving this business than killing that guy... after 2-3 more witnesses die, you flee so fast blindly following "GPS" directions that you enter legendary animal territory, in which you kill a thousand pound bear, skin it, save its perfect pelt and feel so badass that you don't have to follow GPS no more, just to horribly die because of slippery rocks in the middle of a cascade while trying to get back to the camp

Reviewed on Feb 05, 2024


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