this game is so fucking awesome

spoilers below
- Dante proves to the world that Mountain Dew is bad for you because a demonic version of the Futurama Slurm alien is making it
- Dante literally kills Bill O'Reilly, like its just Bill O'Reilly
- Vergil performs an abortion trickshot, killing EDM Baby
- after Dante reveals to the world that Mountain Dew is bad for you and Fox News is biased, the world wakes up and everyone instantly rushes to Twitter to post about it
- After you finally infiltrate the evil demon CEOs lair and Dante makes fun of his baby getting trickshotted, Dante and Vergil end up realizing that they disagree on politics, and Dante is an anarchist, while Vergil is more of an authoritarian, they fight to the death over this
- Dante wins the fight against Vergil, and Vergil opens a portal and steps into it, game ends, its over. but in the DLC for some fucking reason vergil steps through the portal and just dies lol, the DLC is disgustingly bad also, dont play it
- they patched vergils hat out of the game because people made fun of it too much
- Alex Garland somehow worked on this? have no clue how, but thats awesome, watch Devs.

Serious reasons:
- the game legitimately has the coolest soundtrack, Combichrist and Noisia were amazing picks for this, they perfectly encompass the edgy digital hardcore aesthetic here
- actually good gameplay, it might honestly be the most consistent DMC game (CONSISTENT, not BEST). it doesnt have any massive glaring flaw that i can really point out aside from "simplified" gameplay which is still great and the bosses are mostly just fine, not bad but not really good either