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This is the worst game I have ever played to completion, I think it looks pretty nice, that's it, it has no other positive attributes. The combat it broken, I just used AOE spells which would lock the characters into an animation and kill the enemies before they could move, then I did that like five thousand more times. The characters are all terrible; why did this dinosaur-looking guy join the party? he was a villain a few minutes ago, he has no arc in the game, it doesn't have time for that, instead here's more terrible dungeons to grind. Also, what was the deal with that girl that narced on us? If she's a famous idol why is she working at a ticket desk? Was she friends with the robot-boy? Nothing is ever explained! The story barely makes sense, after a full game, the female character is presented with the opportunity become a princess (or something I can't really remember) but with the caveat that she can never see her friends again, and you know what? She just says "yep, sounds good, goodbye forever protagonist". Though this is kind of undone in the last seconds of the game it is a perfect, completely unsatisfying piece of shit as the characters sail off into a sequel that will never happen.

Reviewed on Aug 02, 2021


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