So, I was all the way up to the Episode 4 boss, playing on Standard difficulty, just having a grand time. I LOVED this game, I was having a blast. And then I lost all my lives to the Episode 4 boss.

Know what happens when you lose all your lives?

FUCK YOU THAT'S WHAT. YOU START FROM SQUARE FUCKIN' ONE AGAIN. KISS ALL YOUR UPGRADES, SPELLS, AND PERKS GOOD-FUCKIN'-BYE.

It's like someone made a delicious, massive spread with all your favorite foods and more. But then, some psycho runs in from off the street, jumps on the table, and just shits all over the food with projectile diarrhea.

Why on EARTH did they think it was a good idea to put in a god-forsaken lives system?
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Fuck this game with a goddamned rusty anchor.

Reviewed on Aug 22, 2021


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2 years ago

Dude, you just had to play a level and then you were back at the workshop. And standard is for pussies.