Playing this game normally: Carefully and periodically checking in on your villagers while they pick berries and learn science on Day 1, then coming home from school the next day and finding all of their mangled corpses on the ground
Playing this game like a lunatic: Changing the clock on your computer by 4-5 hours so you can speedrun this game like you're driving a semi off a cliff
Playing this game like a lunatic: Changing the clock on your computer by 4-5 hours so you can speedrun this game like you're driving a semi off a cliff