Uh, hello? This game does not work. Neither does the Uplay manager that it forces you to download with it. 95% of the gameplay is getting it to run without crashing or waiting for one of your friends who keeps getting kicked out of the lobby mid-game. You'd honestly have way more fun getting bestie pap smears together.

Edit: Used to be a 0.5 star rating, but I stopped doing halfsies.