Genuinely can only think about the developers who wasted who knows how much time just to churn out a product that is so fundamentally broken that it's widely declared to be "less playable" than a game old enough to have grandchildren. I can only hope that this works better in Japanese because there's no other reason I can think of to sit on this game for 4 decades and release this as the "new and improved" version. Whole game feels like a teacher of a foreign language class grading me on my ability to converse with a student who's been sleeping through the lessons.