i believe this game is a perfect length, though i will not share to you, dear reader, which gun-penis is MY perfect length, for fear one of you freaks may contact me.

the tearoom gamefies a moment in time. a 1960s tearoom in rural ohio, where men seek sex with other men. it's perfect because it is already play, it's impactful because the consequences are dire. this dirty bathroom can be transformed into a place they own, separate from the outside world. both the player and the various men who come in are in this for fun, and it is fun! there's a tenseness when the player looks up at the man beside him, and looks down again. the tenseness comes to a head when he approaches the player. the music gets louder and you are now sucking gun-dick and it feels right and you can get lost in the moment

except you can't, because what if the cops come in? in my first time playing, on the second man, i got busted by the cops. the music stops, the lighting changes, and both of us are in deep shit. so then, the player must constantly keep watch of police activity. while at the urinal, it is easy to look out the window, it is easy to hear a car pull up, but in the moment, licking that cocked gun, the player is turned away from the window, and the music and sound effects drown out outside noises. one must be vigilant to keep playing -- and it gives off this feeling that no space can truly ever be safe, at least in a world with people who police the public.

the tearoom. 5/5 stars

Reviewed on Oct 06, 2021


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