Sitting down at the computer like this, desperately suppressing the urge to go on a multi-paragraph tirade about Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga’s role as an ur-text of modern consumerism; an artless and godless capitalist confluence point that embodies all that is unholy and unhealthy about video games, children’s toys and Hollywood licensing - and then serenely closing sixteen tabs of free-market philosophy and commercial hauntology to write, simply:

fall down hole yoda make funny noise 🙂