I 👁 woke 💤 up ✊⬆🆙, Saturday 😤 morning 🌅, I 👁 was feeling 😨😎 good 👍 after 2️⃣ a long 📏🕚 sleep 💤. I 👁🏻 entered 🆕 the bathroom 🛁🚿🚽 to perform 🅱 my daily 🌞 routine 😊🍑🎃 of urinating 💦, brushing my teeth 👄 and washing 🧼🛁 my face 😀😃😊. I 👁 was wearing 👙 some tight 👉 ass 🍑 pants 👖 so my thumb ☝👍👅 was being strained as I 👁 held 📎 them down ⬇🆗 slightly ✋ to urinate 💦. My thumb 👍 lost 🏳 all 💯 strength 💪, pants 👖 close 😚 in, piss 🍆💦 is everywhere 🌍🌎, on 🔛 my face 😀😃😍 and the floor 😂 and walls 🧱🎶🎵, I’m pissing 💦 into the fucking 🖕 air 💨, that shit 💩 is about 💦 to hit 💥👋 the roof 🏠, I 👁 try 😐 redirecting it towards 😂 the toilet 🚽😎 in a desperate 😧😭 attempt 🚫 to recover 🚑 from my current 💰 situation 🎮. Now the toilet 🚽 is covered 🍆 in piss 💦🅾, I’m panicking, and only 15 🅱% gets 🉐 in the bowl 🍀. It was like 😄 that scene 🎬 from diary 📔 of a wimpy 😭📱 kid 👶🏼, I’m just spraying 💦 and spraying 🔊, I 👁 didn’t know 💭 what to do, I 👥 was scared ❌😖, panicking and spraying 🔊 piss 💦 on 🔛 the walls 🧱🎶🎵, not the ideal 💡 combination 🔗. So I 👥 took 👫 around 🔃 15 🔳 minutes ⏱ cleaning ✨ the place 🏆 up ☝🙎, cleaning 🛁 myself up ⬆, I 👁 didn’t even 🌃 shower 🚿 and now I 👁 feel 😜 like 👍😄 shit 👌.