You know when you're like 10 years old and you and your family are on vacation in a seaside town and you just had a blast at the beach building some sandcastles and shit and then you go home and your dad tunes in the local news and the reporter is saying something like 'over one quadrillion kids died today because of a new jellyfish mutation that makes them invisible and also kills you in one hit, and they are all located around here (pulls up a comically large city map and points directly at your house)' and then you never wanna step into any body of water for the rest of your life?

Reviewed on Feb 25, 2023


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