[Banbaleena]
It seems today that all you see
Is Bittergiggle and Slow Seline on TV
[Banban]
But where all those good 'ol fashioned birds
On which we use to rely?

[Stinger Flynn]
It use to be a big time star
Was elegant as Captain Fiddles, or Nabnab
[Jumbo Josh]
But now we get whores like Queen Bouncelia
You want to curl up and die

Lucky there's a Sheriff Guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
[Jumbo Josh] Laugh and cry
He's our Sheriff Guy