FUCK TEARS OF THE KINGDOM!!! HALF A FUCKING STAR!! DID NOT AND WILL NOT FINISH THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME. THE MOST EMOTION I GOT WAS ENTIRELY BY ACCIDENT WHEN I ENTERED KOROK FOREST AND LEFT AFTERWARDS AND WAS STRUCK WITH THE COSMIC AND INCREDIBLY PERSONAL WEIGHT OF LINKS ACTION THERE WHICH I MADE UP ENTIRELY. THE HALF STAR IS FOR THE DRAWINGS OF ZELDA AND THE KIDS IN THE HATENO SCHOOLHOUSE THAT TOUCHED MY HEART. GOD. god. FUCK THIS GAME