SOnic. Sonic the hedgehog., Sonic goes really fast, except when he doesn't. Why not? They didn't want him to. Sometimes. *drowns*

Sonic is in hell for most of the game. The story tells exactly how Sonic the Hdeghog went deeper and deeper into purgatory. He never gets out, but he manages to kill(?) demons.

If I was tasked as a 7 year old to beat this game I would kill Sonic the Hedgehog myself.