I'll be dead in the ground before I admit this is a bad game

As this is the first game in the warioware series and it released nearly 2 decades ago, this game is rather primitive and has a lot of rough edges. In spite of this, it still manages to be a fairly engaging experience that I'd love to see built upon in future warioware games (which I plan on playing in the near-ish future)

Also mona is way hotter than any character from a 2003 wario-based minigame collection for the GBA has any right to be

Island flyover lets you fly over the island like holy shit this is revolutionary

Also this might be the very first game I ever played and I have many fond childhood memories of it and I love it with every organ of my body but that part's not important

God I wanna punch the fucking hamster mascot thing

Gonna be real here I genuinely have no idea

All of my friends I play this with have seen at least 5 times more anime than me so 4/5 times they'll get every song right immediately but then the 5th song will be something from fruits basket or something and I'll feel like a genius

Probably better than your favorite game

This review contains spoilers

the words "good girl, sweet girl, you're mine" will forever haunt my dreams

I miss the wii u era

Also I love shin'en

The wii u is better than your favorite console

This game was pretty much my life from when it launched to around mid 2016

When I was like 8 I would sometimes play the restaurant by myself and just remember my own order and do perfectly every time because I had no friends outside of school