a brilliantly stupid ending to my favorite shooter ever made. an absolute labor of love that does something a little different than the original by having more restricted areas, but greatly expanding on the content and atmosphere of each area. here are a few of the improvements:

- RAIN I LOVE RAIN IN GAMES
- cowboy western shootshoot bangbang
- six shooter bitch booter spinny revolver
- adorable gun monkeys
- terminator 2 shotgun
- KEEP THE FUCK OUT YOU COCK BALLS POO SHIT WANKER BALLS BITCH sign
- corey cruise
- ninja wife bossfight
- dinosaurs
- deliberately screwing with the og secret paths and hidden items as to confuse me
- more metal music (hell yea bruther)
- Milo Yiannopoulos decapitation
- extended uwe boll/zach ward piss take
- ebola cows
- oopsie we put a satanic seal where your house used to be teehee
- bruce willis

the list goes on. paradise lost RULES. absolutely recommended for fans of all things needlessly crass and violent.

Reviewed on Dec 20, 2023


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