some of the hardest hitting melee combat, slickest environments, and funnest guns to shooteth all in a certifiably awesome b-movie story, dragged to hell by an ever-pervasive and cumbersome looter shooter system (and if you try to half-ass it you get brickwalled cuz it's an action rpg). i am NOT the kind of person to shit on a game for being a little tedious or flawed, but man, this goes far beyond "a little". if i had 20 hours to spend relearning the ropes and getting my hands dirty with the grinding and item management it might be fine? as it stands, i basically have to start from scratch every time i go more than a few weeks without playing this. that's stupid. this is stupid. the gore is fantastic tho

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