I played so much of this game that I had to uninstall it. It burrowed into my mind in a remarkably unforeseenly violent fashion. My initial expecations of a relaxation experience turned quickly into a nightmare of numbers and shapes and possibilities.

Ignore the pastoral facade and retreat from the beckoning pacifism. Make no mistake in beholding this work, Dorfromantik is DEVILISH. I loved it but I cannot touch it anymore.