slopcity
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Introvert: A Teenager Simulator (2021) is almost a monument to the wasted potential of the Euphoric Brothers. While it was, by no means a good game, it shows genuine drive and passion not seen by their later, shittier mascot horror titles. It's a window into what could have been, had the dev continued on this track instead of selling out for brightly-colored horror games for sticky iPad toddlers, we could have had some modern-day cult classics steeped in gen-z cynicism. Oh, well. At least we have this bullshit. My hope is that after Garten of BanBan finally dies, the Euphoric Brothers will return to this style of game with a less edgy perspective, a higher budget, and more technical skill and make something actually worth playing. I have a feeling that if they do, they'll create a game that's truly spectacular, as opposed to being either pure teenage angst or the videogame equivalent of popcorn.
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This review contains spoilers
DO NOT PLAY IF YOU DO NOT ENJOY THE CONCEPT OF MEN BIRTHING PULSATING MASSES OF BLOOD AND VISCERA FROM THEIR ASSES!!!
2 out of like 6 endings in & all I can say is that sweet pool has some balancing issues. would have preferred to see either more endings for the other "love" interests or have them treated more like side characters with secret bonus endings (a la trip and virus in dmmd). some good endings would be nice (especially for makoto. i think itd be cute seeing him normal and not. yknow. insane and cannibalistic. maybe a little insane but at least normalpilled enough to keep the protag alive)
didn't expect the spooky omegaverse (that apparently predates omegaverse?????). like at all I just saw tags I liked on vndb and clicked that shit!!!
2 out of like 6 endings in & all I can say is that sweet pool has some balancing issues. would have preferred to see either more endings for the other "love" interests or have them treated more like side characters with secret bonus endings (a la trip and virus in dmmd). some good endings would be nice (especially for makoto. i think itd be cute seeing him normal and not. yknow. insane and cannibalistic. maybe a little insane but at least normalpilled enough to keep the protag alive)
didn't expect the spooky omegaverse (that apparently predates omegaverse?????). like at all I just saw tags I liked on vndb and clicked that shit!!!