abysmally banal clicker type game. if you get it on PS4 (or Vita presumably) there's a platinum trophy for getting to the end (10,000 button presses). the text that comes up throughout is painfully unfunny with the occasional "exhale out of nose as acknowledgement of humor". why a jar of mayonnaise? why the weirdly sexist story? who knows. only spent 50 cents on this on sale but despite the easy platinum trophy i still don't feel it was worth it.