Dumped a big ol’ bottle of poison in the goblin’s punch bowl. They asked me for a toast, I said “To getting fucked up lol!” but insisted they drink first, please, I’m just a guest :) Goblins start dropping like flies, one of the few survivors accuses of poisoning them…which yeah, I did do, but I’m a Drow so I reminded them that they’re lucky I didn’t do worse. Surrounded by the dead bodies of their friends that I killed, they apologized to me.

This game fucking rocks, man.