On paper, this is a Castlevania rip-off where you simply maneuver a character as they auto-fire into waves of enemies and try to survive. And yet, it perfectly scratches my lizard brain itches, like a dopamine slot machine. Plus it's only $3 and under active development support. C'mon.

If this was on mobile, it'd be all over for me.

* Played well on Linux via Proton 7.0-2 and switching to the public beta branch