This review is pretty long (and probably above the character limit), so instead of putting it all on here, I had to make a Google Doc on it. Feel free to share your criticisms there. But TLDR; Don't play it. It's not fun.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/197kj_oQ-UNC4xoC26_TLvVf4O_tgvPzSUQ94whjAtys/edit