What if they made a game where they put everything you would've thought to be the peak of coolness when you were a kid (cowboys, samurai, demons, post-apocalypse) + the comedy of a middle schooler + insane martial arts that bordered on bullshit...awesome....
Truly a shame that it got review bombed like it did, they weren't really kind to really difficult silly games. And damn this game is hard, a very demanding difficulty curve that would've taken so long to master if you played this as a kid, but it's a fair ask out of the player if they want to keep enjoying the unique power fantasy of beating up everyone with your crazy cracked movies, felt pretty good. On the more unfortunate side of that coin some sections were some "let's make you fight 10 tanky enemies that can kill you with 2-3 hits at the same time" bullshit, sure it's an extra layer of challenge for people who can afford to completely master these mechanics like an actual fighting game, but the funny jank becomes too much of a noticeable annoyance at that point. Also I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, some of the humor, while charming, unsurprisingly aged like milk. It's very of the era and not as bad as some of its contemporaries, and while the humor is immature enough to not be as harmful as it could be it still really sucks when you stop being able to laugh at it and you remember it was made by adults that can be way more vile than "girls drool". Those are my only issues tho! if you think I dislike the game and I'm trying to cancel it you are fucking stupid!! Had the time of my life every other time and I'm very glad I got around it on a whim :) shoutout Masafumi Takada btw...that's my fucking goat third time in a row playing a game composed by him shooting for four with the 25th ward now