It's like if my corporate office job made a puzzle game to appeal to the biggest demographic possible.

Inoffensive. Bland. Tasteless.

Reminds me of Pocket Mini Golf, except it somehow manages to make me more queasy.

I might just fucking hate golf, but I don't feel this way about Kirby's Dream Course, most of the Mario Golf games, or actual real-life mini-golf, so I have the funniest feeling that golf itself isn't the problem, and I actually just hate corporate America.