Killer Baby
released on Dec 31, 2006
Killer Baby is a shooter set in space. Killer Baby is the only survivor of a colony ship and has to battle aliens. Baby is located in the middle of the screen and has to defeat all enemies, coming from all sides. You can earn resources by destroying space stations. Power up's improve your weapons and refill oxygen and ammo.
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A strong argument against video game preservation
Der "etwas andere" Space-Shooter
Schwarzer Humor pur!
-The german tagline of the game.
One shy evening while I was being grilled alive at 35°C in my room, fellow gamers (non-derogatory) @'d me on discord to go and play "Killer Baby" under the pretense of "I know German so this should be fun".
Intrigued as I was, I couldn't find a game DL of it for the life of me. Aside from this very humble game cover, there was no info to be found about it on the vast interwebz.
I did however find out that Amazon was selling it a discount of 100% off, FOR A WHOPPING 0.01 CENTS
After 8.01€ spent (8 Euros on shipping, capitalism smh) and also getting an external cd playa for my puter, it arrived
Now I could finally answer this burning question that was lingering inside me:
Is this an actual game, or is this just malware?
.
.
.
It's fucking boring, that's what it is.
Here some gameplay I recorded to see for yourself. For archiving purposes, I put the zip of the CD-ROM and the game (and the games front and back of the packaging) on Archive.org so that you too can play mid.
Schwarzer Humor pur!
-The german tagline of the game.
One shy evening while I was being grilled alive at 35°C in my room, fellow gamers (non-derogatory) @'d me on discord to go and play "Killer Baby" under the pretense of "I know German so this should be fun".
Intrigued as I was, I couldn't find a game DL of it for the life of me. Aside from this very humble game cover, there was no info to be found about it on the vast interwebz.
I did however find out that Amazon was selling it a discount of 100% off, FOR A WHOPPING 0.01 CENTS
After 8.01€ spent (8 Euros on shipping, capitalism smh) and also getting an external cd playa for my puter, it arrived
Now I could finally answer this burning question that was lingering inside me:
Is this an actual game, or is this just malware?
.
.
.
It's fucking boring, that's what it is.
Here some gameplay I recorded to see for yourself. For archiving purposes, I put the zip of the CD-ROM and the game (and the games front and back of the packaging) on Archive.org so that you too can play mid.
A journey told on the tightrope of digital commerce. At once tangible and deeply impossible, a sort of Schrodinger's Shovelware only real through the electro-nightmare that is Discord streaming. Gomit, I don't know what hellish void you tore this game from, but I beg you, put it back.
oh, and the game itself? mid. seems completely mediocre. Killer Baby Forever.
oh, and the game itself? mid. seems completely mediocre. Killer Baby Forever.