Honest to god I couldn't figure out the controls

Alright, so I dug up my old NES to give Mario is Missing a spin for nostalgia's sake. Turns out, kidnapping Mario was a favor – this is less a game and more a geography quiz dressed up like a rescue mission. Honestly, the most thrilling part was remembering how to get those cartridges to work without blowing on them.

worst version of an already shit game

No

Not a very good game. Probably a bad game, even. But it's one of those games you can have fun making fun of with a friend.

It really sucks.