Muscle March

released on May 26, 2009

Muscle March is a quirky Japanese action game stuffed full of macho bodybuilders. The all mighty protein powder has been stolen, so it's up to Tony and his muscle-bound crew to catch the thieves. Choose from a variety of perfectly molded superstars and bring these terrible villains to justice. As the thieves attempt escape, they will smash through walls while making a variety of poses. You must match these poses to fit through the holes and catch up to the thieves. The protein powder will be yours again! Flex your muscles by yourself or with up to three friends in turn-based macho excitement. Posing for a few minutes not enough? Enjoy Endless Rush mode until your muscles bulge and explode! Muscle March will also be the first WiiWare title to offer a polar bear in tight swimwear!


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amazing game, but the controls can be a bit janky at times. still a really fun arcade game, I recommend!

absolute banger of a character select song for an alleged exercise game.

Enjoyed the frenetic pace, the zany setting and characters, the well done motion controls, and the additional endless mode. For it's price tag it was great!

GO LISTEN TO THIS GAME'S OST RIGHT NOW

Charming game with some occasionally finicky controls. There's something unbelievably hilarious about games like this that just go through the roof with their intense absurdity. Sadly, that is all this game has going for it, as it's far too short, it quite literally took me about 20 minutes to complete all of it, and really just could've done so much more with the foundation. Katamari for example was made by the same developers, and they took a hilariously ridiculous premise and managed to work it to the bone, having multiple full-fledged games out of a concept that, on paper, doesn't really seem like there's much you can do with it. This game is the same way, however, they don't try and make anything of it which makes it feels really half-baked. Either way, whenever it's responsive the game is pretty entertaining and is the type of thing you could pull up whole some friends are over for a good laugh.