No track is too big, no racer too small! The PAW Patrol are on their fastest mission yet – To win the Pup Cup! Race around iconic locations including Adventure Bay, Jake’s Snowboarding Resort and The Jungle in this 4-player-championship to find out who will be crowned the winner.
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never again not even for money
Mãe, podemos ter Mario Kart lá em casa?
Não filho, já temos Mario Kart em casa.
O Mario Kart em casa:
Se ignorar todos os problemas que o jogo tem, restam só coisas boas! :D
Não filho, já temos Mario Kart em casa.
O Mario Kart em casa:
Se ignorar todos os problemas que o jogo tem, restam só coisas boas! :D
pw ptrol racings
This franchise nowadays is what one would call the 'torch bearer' of Nickelodeon preschooler content, dora and diego are on life support and everyone else shed their feathers and flew the nest along with all others 00s babies
but as we all know, the passage of time is an ever marching one whether we choose to acknowledge it or not and like it, we often cling together in age at things we dont necessarily understand but persist even in the face of that.
Paw Patrol is basically that
its the 10s babies time in the sun and when theyre my age theyll probably be confusingly torn and look back on this as a classic
But i am not said babies, so i say... EH!!!!!!!!!!
Idk how they managed to make a cartoony racing game tht feels both like almost nothing can slow you down And its stiff feeling most of the time
how did they do that
also there's variety with racers yeah yeah yeah but what the fuck are these powers ups
there's no ability to throw shit behind you for some reason even though there's a weapon thats a pie that functions like a banana from (exhale) mario kart.
there is also signature specials kind of like double dash,, i only played as a handful of characters and i found out that there was one thats pretty much just the fucking blue shell (yes from mario) but it magnetizes you down and its all bc of that stupid little pink bitch dog!!!!! RAHHHHH.. not that it Matters because the game is still very easy
Hell, when it came to Adventure mode i literally was playing on the hardest mode possible and get this, that just makes this game feel Average in difficulty
otherwise the AI is not tryin hard at all and if u have to play this with a little cousin or sibling or whatever you gotta understand that
I also think some things about this universe are funny to a grown ass, there is a guy named fucking Mayor Humdinger who is a cat person(ikr, what a vile fiend, literally Hitler 2 in this universe)
and there is a nice mayor that has a pet chicken
it feels extremely random tht she has a pet chicken but i actually like it, its cute
final thoughts: this is a functional childrens racing game with a lot of playable little characters that i think any little wiener child that fucks with nick junior stuff will enjoy
unfortunately im docking it a star because i dont give a fuck about paw patrol
and im docking a star because the adventure mode instead of wanting to be a normal prix of like Oh I Don't Know.. three.. maybe four races.. it asks me to play every single track in the game back to back to back with the most barebones story of all time accompanying it.. SEVENTEEN FUCKIN TRACKS!!
WHY.
and im docking it another star bc ACAB, but I will admit that it's really fucking funny that one of the signature specials in this game i found was one of these little shits has a police siren and if you catch someone in your headlights they start to immediately slow down as if they were pulling over
there's something cosmically funny abt that like "ohh i dont wanna get a ticket ouhhh!!! ouhhh!!" pfptftftft
but yeah fuck this game
but as we all know, the passage of time is an ever marching one whether we choose to acknowledge it or not and like it, we often cling together in age at things we dont necessarily understand but persist even in the face of that.
Paw Patrol is basically that
its the 10s babies time in the sun and when theyre my age theyll probably be confusingly torn and look back on this as a classic
But i am not said babies, so i say... EH!!!!!!!!!!
Idk how they managed to make a cartoony racing game tht feels both like almost nothing can slow you down And its stiff feeling most of the time
how did they do that
also there's variety with racers yeah yeah yeah but what the fuck are these powers ups
there's no ability to throw shit behind you for some reason even though there's a weapon thats a pie that functions like a banana from (exhale) mario kart.
there is also signature specials kind of like double dash,, i only played as a handful of characters and i found out that there was one thats pretty much just the fucking blue shell (yes from mario) but it magnetizes you down and its all bc of that stupid little pink bitch dog!!!!! RAHHHHH.. not that it Matters because the game is still very easy
Hell, when it came to Adventure mode i literally was playing on the hardest mode possible and get this, that just makes this game feel Average in difficulty
otherwise the AI is not tryin hard at all and if u have to play this with a little cousin or sibling or whatever you gotta understand that
I also think some things about this universe are funny to a grown ass, there is a guy named fucking Mayor Humdinger who is a cat person(ikr, what a vile fiend, literally Hitler 2 in this universe)
and there is a nice mayor that has a pet chicken
it feels extremely random tht she has a pet chicken but i actually like it, its cute
final thoughts: this is a functional childrens racing game with a lot of playable little characters that i think any little wiener child that fucks with nick junior stuff will enjoy
unfortunately im docking it a star because i dont give a fuck about paw patrol
and im docking a star because the adventure mode instead of wanting to be a normal prix of like Oh I Don't Know.. three.. maybe four races.. it asks me to play every single track in the game back to back to back with the most barebones story of all time accompanying it.. SEVENTEEN FUCKIN TRACKS!!
WHY.
and im docking it another star bc ACAB, but I will admit that it's really fucking funny that one of the signature specials in this game i found was one of these little shits has a police siren and if you catch someone in your headlights they start to immediately slow down as if they were pulling over
there's something cosmically funny abt that like "ohh i dont wanna get a ticket ouhhh!!! ouhhh!!" pfptftftft
but yeah fuck this game
Even as made-for-kids kart racers go, Paw Patrol: Grand Prix is a truly shoddy product. Now while I will admit I am clearly not the target audience for the game, a 21-year-old with no attachment to the property the game is based on, I can confidently say that even as a kid, I would be bored by this game.
Compared to other kart racers like Mario Kart or the Sonic Racing series, Paw Patrol: Grand Prix feels incredibly slow and dull. The opponent AI is terrible on every level, and the tracks are so bland that the game practically plays itself.
While games like Sonic Racing or Mario Kart have a great variety of locations with unique visuals and memorable music, this game is a mess of reused assets and basic tracks that fail to stand out in any way.
On top of that, the cups themselves are brutally long slogs comprised of far too many races that take well over an hour to complete, meaning this game isn't even good for the achievement hunters out there.
Wether you are an adult or a child, I'd strongly suggest you steer clear of this game at all costs.
Compared to other kart racers like Mario Kart or the Sonic Racing series, Paw Patrol: Grand Prix feels incredibly slow and dull. The opponent AI is terrible on every level, and the tracks are so bland that the game practically plays itself.
While games like Sonic Racing or Mario Kart have a great variety of locations with unique visuals and memorable music, this game is a mess of reused assets and basic tracks that fail to stand out in any way.
On top of that, the cups themselves are brutally long slogs comprised of far too many races that take well over an hour to complete, meaning this game isn't even good for the achievement hunters out there.
Wether you are an adult or a child, I'd strongly suggest you steer clear of this game at all costs.
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