never again not even for money
pw ptrol racings
Even as made-for-kids kart racers go, Paw Patrol: Grand Prix is a truly shoddy product. Now while I will admit I am clearly not the target audience for the game, a 21-year-old with no attachment to the property the game is based on, I can confidently say that even as a kid, I would be bored by this game.
Compared to other kart racers like Mario Kart or the Sonic Racing series, Paw Patrol: Grand Prix feels incredibly slow and dull. The opponent AI is terrible on every level, and the tracks are so bland that the game practically plays itself.
While games like Sonic Racing or Mario Kart have a great variety of locations with unique visuals and memorable music, this game is a mess of reused assets and basic tracks that fail to stand out in any way.
On top of that, the cups themselves are brutally long slogs comprised of far too many races that take well over an hour to complete, meaning this game isn't even good for the achievement hunters out there.
Wether you are an adult or a child, I'd strongly suggest you steer clear of this game at all costs.
Compared to other kart racers like Mario Kart or the Sonic Racing series, Paw Patrol: Grand Prix feels incredibly slow and dull. The opponent AI is terrible on every level, and the tracks are so bland that the game practically plays itself.
While games like Sonic Racing or Mario Kart have a great variety of locations with unique visuals and memorable music, this game is a mess of reused assets and basic tracks that fail to stand out in any way.
On top of that, the cups themselves are brutally long slogs comprised of far too many races that take well over an hour to complete, meaning this game isn't even good for the achievement hunters out there.
Wether you are an adult or a child, I'd strongly suggest you steer clear of this game at all costs.
Tiene una estrella y no media porque en portugués dicen corrida
ACAB
This is awful. Even besides the point of it being a "kids" game - it's such an awful kart racer. Lacklustre as hell. Every track in the game feels the same. Powerups are mostly useless, pacing is awful. Game got DLC TRACKS that feel and play like any other track in the game.
Simplesmente muito ruim!
Parece que sempre que eu jogo algo bom, logo em seguida eu acabo jogando algo deprimente. Eu gosto muito de jogos de corrida e desse estilo inspirado no Mario Kart, mas esse aqui é o puro suco do jogo ruim.
Graças ao Xbox Game Pass, eu tive a oportunidade de baixar ele, pois pior seria ter gasto dinheiro comprando. A jogabilidade digamos que é a pior que eu já experimentei em um jogo de corrida na minha vida. Simplesmente impreciso, sensação de velocidade inexistente e controle quebrado dos carros.
As pistas são deprimentes e extremamente sem graça, tal qual os poderes do jogo que seguem o mesmo nível. Para se ter uma ideia, teve uma corrida de três voltas que eu tirei 8 vezes seguidas o mesmo poder.
O modo aventura acaba sendo o ápice da chatice, pois para completar você precisa vencer 17 corridas sendo que elas se repetem em alguns momentos simplesmente pq eles forçam o fator replay. Se você quiser ser completacionista no game, você terá que completar o modo aventura com os 10 personagens existentes, ou seja 170 corridas chatas.
Resumo: se preserve e jogue algo que realmente valha a pena.
Parece que sempre que eu jogo algo bom, logo em seguida eu acabo jogando algo deprimente. Eu gosto muito de jogos de corrida e desse estilo inspirado no Mario Kart, mas esse aqui é o puro suco do jogo ruim.
Graças ao Xbox Game Pass, eu tive a oportunidade de baixar ele, pois pior seria ter gasto dinheiro comprando. A jogabilidade digamos que é a pior que eu já experimentei em um jogo de corrida na minha vida. Simplesmente impreciso, sensação de velocidade inexistente e controle quebrado dos carros.
As pistas são deprimentes e extremamente sem graça, tal qual os poderes do jogo que seguem o mesmo nível. Para se ter uma ideia, teve uma corrida de três voltas que eu tirei 8 vezes seguidas o mesmo poder.
O modo aventura acaba sendo o ápice da chatice, pois para completar você precisa vencer 17 corridas sendo que elas se repetem em alguns momentos simplesmente pq eles forçam o fator replay. Se você quiser ser completacionista no game, você terá que completar o modo aventura com os 10 personagens existentes, ou seja 170 corridas chatas.
Resumo: se preserve e jogue algo que realmente valha a pena.
Some people consider themselves to be wine connoisseurs. Myself? I’m a connoisseur of strange kart racing games. So naturally, I had to play this.
Pros:
-Each racer has its own unique item ability
-The visuals are decent
-Races don’t drag on too long
Cons:
-Just about everything else
At the very least, the game seems to be too thoughtfully crafted to be a soulless cash grab.
Pros:
-Each racer has its own unique item ability
-The visuals are decent
-Races don’t drag on too long
Cons:
-Just about everything else
At the very least, the game seems to be too thoughtfully crafted to be a soulless cash grab.
Mãe, podemos ter Mario Kart lá em casa?
Não filho, já temos Mario Kart em casa.
O Mario Kart em casa:
Se ignorar todos os problemas que o jogo tem, restam só coisas boas! :D
Não filho, já temos Mario Kart em casa.
O Mario Kart em casa:
Se ignorar todos os problemas que o jogo tem, restam só coisas boas! :D
This franchise nowadays is what one would call the 'torch bearer' of Nickelodeon preschooler content, dora and diego are on life support and everyone else shed their feathers and flew the nest along with all others 00s babies
but as we all know, the passage of time is an ever marching one whether we choose to acknowledge it or not and like it, we often cling together in age at things we dont necessarily understand but persist even in the face of that.
Paw Patrol is basically that
its the 10s babies time in the sun and when theyre my age theyll probably be confusingly torn and look back on this as a classic
But i am not said babies, so i say... EH!!!!!!!!!!
Idk how they managed to make a cartoony racing game tht feels both like almost nothing can slow you down And its stiff feeling most of the time
how did they do that
also there's variety with racers yeah yeah yeah but what the fuck are these powers ups
there's no ability to throw shit behind you for some reason even though there's a weapon thats a pie that functions like a banana from (exhale) mario kart.
there is also signature specials kind of like double dash,, i only played as a handful of characters and i found out that there was one thats pretty much just the fucking blue shell (yes from mario) but it magnetizes you down and its all bc of that stupid little pink bitch dog!!!!! RAHHHHH.. not that it Matters because the game is still very easy
Hell, when it came to Adventure mode i literally was playing on the hardest mode possible and get this, that just makes this game feel Average in difficulty
otherwise the AI is not tryin hard at all and if u have to play this with a little cousin or sibling or whatever you gotta understand that
I also think some things about this universe are funny to a grown ass, there is a guy named fucking Mayor Humdinger who is a cat person(ikr, what a vile fiend, literally Hitler 2 in this universe)
and there is a nice mayor that has a pet chicken
it feels extremely random tht she has a pet chicken but i actually like it, its cute
final thoughts: this is a functional childrens racing game with a lot of playable little characters that i think any little wiener child that fucks with nick junior stuff will enjoy
unfortunately im docking it a star because i dont give a fuck about paw patrol
and im docking a star because the adventure mode instead of wanting to be a normal prix of like Oh I Don't Know.. three.. maybe four races.. it asks me to play every single track in the game back to back to back with the most barebones story of all time accompanying it.. SEVENTEEN FUCKIN TRACKS!!
WHY.
and im docking it another star bc ACAB, but I will admit that it's really fucking funny that one of the signature specials in this game i found was one of these little shits has a police siren and if you catch someone in your headlights they start to immediately slow down as if they were pulling over
there's something cosmically funny abt that like "ohh i dont wanna get a ticket ouhhh!!! ouhhh!!" pfptftftft
but yeah fuck this game
but as we all know, the passage of time is an ever marching one whether we choose to acknowledge it or not and like it, we often cling together in age at things we dont necessarily understand but persist even in the face of that.
Paw Patrol is basically that
its the 10s babies time in the sun and when theyre my age theyll probably be confusingly torn and look back on this as a classic
But i am not said babies, so i say... EH!!!!!!!!!!
Idk how they managed to make a cartoony racing game tht feels both like almost nothing can slow you down And its stiff feeling most of the time
how did they do that
also there's variety with racers yeah yeah yeah but what the fuck are these powers ups
there's no ability to throw shit behind you for some reason even though there's a weapon thats a pie that functions like a banana from (exhale) mario kart.
there is also signature specials kind of like double dash,, i only played as a handful of characters and i found out that there was one thats pretty much just the fucking blue shell (yes from mario) but it magnetizes you down and its all bc of that stupid little pink bitch dog!!!!! RAHHHHH.. not that it Matters because the game is still very easy
Hell, when it came to Adventure mode i literally was playing on the hardest mode possible and get this, that just makes this game feel Average in difficulty
otherwise the AI is not tryin hard at all and if u have to play this with a little cousin or sibling or whatever you gotta understand that
I also think some things about this universe are funny to a grown ass, there is a guy named fucking Mayor Humdinger who is a cat person(ikr, what a vile fiend, literally Hitler 2 in this universe)
and there is a nice mayor that has a pet chicken
it feels extremely random tht she has a pet chicken but i actually like it, its cute
final thoughts: this is a functional childrens racing game with a lot of playable little characters that i think any little wiener child that fucks with nick junior stuff will enjoy
unfortunately im docking it a star because i dont give a fuck about paw patrol
and im docking a star because the adventure mode instead of wanting to be a normal prix of like Oh I Don't Know.. three.. maybe four races.. it asks me to play every single track in the game back to back to back with the most barebones story of all time accompanying it.. SEVENTEEN FUCKIN TRACKS!!
WHY.
and im docking it another star bc ACAB, but I will admit that it's really fucking funny that one of the signature specials in this game i found was one of these little shits has a police siren and if you catch someone in your headlights they start to immediately slow down as if they were pulling over
there's something cosmically funny abt that like "ohh i dont wanna get a ticket ouhhh!!! ouhhh!!" pfptftftft
but yeah fuck this game
"Nyt valmiina, käyn kuumana."
Sellaiset suomidubit ettei mitään järkeä. Onko tämä lapsille oikeasti suunnattu?! Pelattavuus ala-arvoinen, kentät toistavat toisiaan. Ei tästä kyllä jäänyt käteen mitään positiivista.
Sellaiset suomidubit ettei mitään järkeä. Onko tämä lapsille oikeasti suunnattu?! Pelattavuus ala-arvoinen, kentät toistavat toisiaan. Ei tästä kyllä jäänyt käteen mitään positiivista.
vaya corrida
Double on the Rubble! I mean... Rubble on the Double
a kart racer for your least favorite child
An Average Racer.
Ahh once again I have to tackle a Paw Patrol game, and in Paw Patrol Grand Prix it’s a racing game. This is done in the Mario-Kart style. Race your Karts around a track, pick up attacks, use a super ability, it’s pretty typical for the genre. You’ll race through a rather boring story but get to see all the characters from the show.
I was ready to enjoy this but my god, playing on hard you dominate the entire race for 90 percent where you never see another kart, until the final two turns when someone comes out of nowhere entirely too fast, and even if you’re using a special ability they can move in front of you and win. It’s the worst rubber band AI I’ve ever seen.
Pick this up if your kid likes Paw Patrol. It’s a simple cart racer, but I would avoid the hard difficulty. It’s probably better in multiplayer than even playing the story. It’s not awful, but seeing the AI cheat in the same way in five consecutive races is kind of insane.
If you enjoyed this review or want to know what I think of other games in Game Pass, check out the full review on or subscribe to my Youtube channel: https://youtu.be/-pXRVpyf2rc
Ahh once again I have to tackle a Paw Patrol game, and in Paw Patrol Grand Prix it’s a racing game. This is done in the Mario-Kart style. Race your Karts around a track, pick up attacks, use a super ability, it’s pretty typical for the genre. You’ll race through a rather boring story but get to see all the characters from the show.
I was ready to enjoy this but my god, playing on hard you dominate the entire race for 90 percent where you never see another kart, until the final two turns when someone comes out of nowhere entirely too fast, and even if you’re using a special ability they can move in front of you and win. It’s the worst rubber band AI I’ve ever seen.
Pick this up if your kid likes Paw Patrol. It’s a simple cart racer, but I would avoid the hard difficulty. It’s probably better in multiplayer than even playing the story. It’s not awful, but seeing the AI cheat in the same way in five consecutive races is kind of insane.
If you enjoyed this review or want to know what I think of other games in Game Pass, check out the full review on or subscribe to my Youtube channel: https://youtu.be/-pXRVpyf2rc