Spelunky 2

released on Sep 15, 2020

Spelunky 2 builds upon the unique, randomized challenges that made the original a roguelike classic, offering a huge adventure designed to satisfy players old and new. Meet the next generation of explorers as they find themselves on the Moon, searching for treasure and missing family.


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I've never seen anything that hates me as much as this game.

This is the funniest game ever made.
My favorite is starting a co-op game, immediately throw rope, throw partner, throw bomb, jump into bomb with partner immediately ending the run.
Works every time

I know this is becoming a popular thing, now, but I just have to put my story here.
For starters, I (28M) have been bullied almost my entire life. From kindergarten to my job, by one singular asshole. He always called me names like cum-sock, and he would punch me in the nose every single fucking day. I have a good job, a good house, good meals, etc. Yet this dick ruins everything for me. I was going to come on here for advice, until I saw her. A human sized, THICC AS FUCK spider. I immediately recognized her as my bully’s spider. She was a nice person, had a job, too. I managed to hit it off with her and we both went to my house. We got undressed, went into bed, and I pounded that spidussy like it was our honeymoon. I used to be attracted to pigeons, but gosh, spidussy is way better than pigeoussy. Her silk was still in her ass and it wrapped around my dick. I continued seeing her every night, pounding the spidussy. I began to feel excited and anxious, as I would have to meet her human, the bully, soon. They have no relationship, but they’re like roommates. I can’t wait to see the look on his face. He may suck, but I should at least try to be civil with him. He has no job and no real purpose. I won’t let him be a disgrace to this nice spider any longer. I can hardly wait for the day I become his step-spider, and as his step-spider I will tell him to get a job or get out. I’m coming for you, asshole. And I’m cumming in your spider.