The Flintstones: Bedrock Bowling
released on Jul 28, 2000
Prehistoric times, beware -- The Flintstones have invaded the bowling alley! Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Pebbles, Bamm-Bamm, and Dino are taking advantage of a newly transformed Bedrock. That pesky alien Gazoo is always up to no good; now he's turned the entire town into massive bowling lanes complete with obtruding hazards and lots of rock!
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This had a PC port!
If you set out to buy this, I feel bad for you, son. But if you tripped and somehow acquired it, it's okay. Basically a small collection of bonus stages from a 3D platformer. Not much to it, not much to get mad at. Sort-of an odd existence all around; why does this exist?
If you set out to buy this, I feel bad for you, son. But if you tripped and somehow acquired it, it's okay. Basically a small collection of bonus stages from a 3D platformer. Not much to it, not much to get mad at. Sort-of an odd existence all around; why does this exist?
I know i know, "why isnt this half a star or a star" its not even fuckin bowling they lie to you on the damn cover, I kNOW
BUT
its also really simple and fun
It's like if someone really liked the slide segments in Mario games and thought to make them all have flintstones prehistoric layouts and playable characters and such
There's collectibles per level and you get trophies at the end for each full course you complete, bla bla bla
the reason why this is a 2/5 game isnt because of the gameplay or how it's technically a shallow lie
but because WHERE THE FUCK ARE BARNEY AND FRED'S WIVES??? WHERE'S WILMA AND OTHER LADY???? WHERE ARE THE BAD BITCHES!!!! I played as the dinosaur because he looked funny and then he started making sounds tht reminded me of yoshi and then i just got pissed off because he wasnt yoshi
final thoughts: no hot cavewomen, unfortunate. and a disappointing dopey dinosaur
but still kind of a fun game especially for a legacy IP ive never seen a single episode of before, do not give a single hair off my clit about fucking Flintstones apart from the brainworms I inherited from watching siivagunner in 2016 when joel vinesauce shit was ingrained into the cyber soil of the internet
oh yeah thats right this review was about a video game ahah my bad, yea dude play it and beat it in like a half hour if youre bored
BUT
its also really simple and fun
It's like if someone really liked the slide segments in Mario games and thought to make them all have flintstones prehistoric layouts and playable characters and such
There's collectibles per level and you get trophies at the end for each full course you complete, bla bla bla
the reason why this is a 2/5 game isnt because of the gameplay or how it's technically a shallow lie
but because WHERE THE FUCK ARE BARNEY AND FRED'S WIVES??? WHERE'S WILMA AND OTHER LADY???? WHERE ARE THE BAD BITCHES!!!! I played as the dinosaur because he looked funny and then he started making sounds tht reminded me of yoshi and then i just got pissed off because he wasnt yoshi
final thoughts: no hot cavewomen, unfortunate. and a disappointing dopey dinosaur
but still kind of a fun game especially for a legacy IP ive never seen a single episode of before, do not give a single hair off my clit about fucking Flintstones apart from the brainworms I inherited from watching siivagunner in 2016 when joel vinesauce shit was ingrained into the cyber soil of the internet
oh yeah thats right this review was about a video game ahah my bad, yea dude play it and beat it in like a half hour if youre bored
Borrowed this game from my cousin.
It looked super fun, but once I played it I remember feeling dissapointed at how shallow the game was. It's very bare bones with not much depth.
Doesn't help I'm not a fan of The Flintstones.
SiIvaGunner would probably enjoy this though.
It looked super fun, but once I played it I remember feeling dissapointed at how shallow the game was. It's very bare bones with not much depth.
Doesn't help I'm not a fan of The Flintstones.
SiIvaGunner would probably enjoy this though.
Boy this game was JANK
Fred Flintstone is known to love bowling and the Flintstones is a great cartoon so what in the bloody name of tyrannosaurus rex were Southpeak thinking releasing this game that doesn't feel like a proper bowling game on top of being far too short for it's own good and doesn't even do much with the Flintstones license?
Yabba-dabba don't even look at this one.
Yabba-dabba don't even look at this one.
gran dad