I know i know, "why isnt this half a star or a star" its not even fuckin bowling they lie to you on the damn cover, I kNOW
BUT
its also really simple and fun
It's like if someone really liked the slide segments in Mario games and thought to make them all have flintstones prehistoric layouts and playable characters and such
There's collectibles per level and you get trophies at the end for each full course you complete, bla bla bla
the reason why this is a 2/5 game isnt because of the gameplay or how it's technically a shallow lie
but because WHERE THE FUCK ARE BARNEY AND FRED'S WIVES??? WHERE'S WILMA AND OTHER LADY???? WHERE ARE THE BAD BITCHES!!!! I played as the dinosaur because he looked funny and then he started making sounds tht reminded me of yoshi and then i just got pissed off because he wasnt yoshi
final thoughts: no hot cavewomen, unfortunate. and a disappointing dopey dinosaur
but still kind of a fun game especially for a legacy IP ive never seen a single episode of before, do not give a single hair off my clit about fucking Flintstones apart from the brainworms I inherited from watching siivagunner in 2016 when joel vinesauce shit was ingrained into the cyber soil of the internet
oh yeah thats right this review was about a video game ahah my bad, yea dude play it and beat it in like a half hour if youre bored