"In my restless dreams, I see that house. Silent House." Connoisseurs will know for sure that this is the game that dared to ask "Better to cum in the sink? Or sink in the cum?" sounds familiar... and such a loaded bull of a question for an oeuvre directed at girls (you can tidy the house and decorate it) but perhaps the fairer sex can womansplain their rhetoric to me. Wait, where does the microwaved food come into this? If we were all being fr rn, even if you don't have a gender, nobody can be expected to handle the ephemeral art that is cooking. Moms hit different. Somehow this has nothing to do with the topic at hand, let's get back to this game rated E for everyone.

One indie horror game a day keeps the streamer away (from society). Streamers be like "I HEARD A WATER DROPLET AND SHAT MY PANTS GRAAAAAAH" they know they would be jobn't without them though. Devs be plotting this in advance doin that devious ahh shit flies do when they're landed on the table. Nah honestly we're not cooked yet, see there's no jumpscare! No horror! Just psychological breaking & entering teehee. I'm swearing off drinking water after this, we are officially breaking up 💀 I will turn to vodka for sustenance. Deep down somewhere in the trenches of GameBanana, therein must lie a mod overhaul aptly named "The Windows Are Goon".

It's not a bad game in retrospect, even while I mischievously clicked the 1 star icon in Backloggd I knew as much, but these games really feel dime a dozen these days, haven't they? This is the scapegoat for my frustration!! Well, I wish I could say that, but I was just existentially bored. There's not a lot of entertainment in that horizontally challenged household. The camel that strawed the broke back is homie sleeping with the door open, bro dreaming he's fresh in the countryside tired of making a few easy bucks on the bustling streets. The takeaway is that bro needs therapy. Mods, get that Kickstarter goin.