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picked this up just cuz the box art was pretty and this has probably one of the wildest movement systems i've ever experienced in a fighting game; motion sickness has never been this fun. like, yeah it's unfinished and half the characters are in 3D while the rest are 2D sprites, yeah the story mode was clearly written by extremely horny dudes who don't see women as people, yeah there's like a specific instance where they sexualize a small child that kinda ruins any good vibes i could have ultimately derived from the experience, but it is pretty cool that it lets you play as a muscular butch (sanitized for straight dudes to enjoy but we take what we can get out here), just wish more games would let us embody that kinda role
This game is a broken mess, but it's a mess in the best way. Combos do way too much damage, with matches often ending in seconds. Half of the characters are ugly CGI, and only two of those have the excuse that they're robots or cyborgs. However, this game just has a ton of charm with its various characters. There's a biker girl that has a super where she just runs the other fighter over, there's girl with a killer teddy bear, and there's a clumsy little girl in a gym outfit. It can be fun just to see what kind of touch of death combos one can pull off.