Reviews from

in the past


eh it's funny ig, character designs are pretty sick and it felt like love was put into this game, but alas, rushed mess

I remember liking this. Definitely scratched the Bionicle itch I had as a kid. Maybe I should replay it...

I remember this game being really cool, frustrating, and not the greatest. But a good time.

It's barely 2 hours long and yet it's still an absolute chore to get through. Awful combat, boring level design, and half the stages are shitty sliding or minecart levels. Only decent stage was Lewa's, because it was at least a bit more open and the gliding was sorta fun. It also runs at a fairly consistent 60 FPS, so that's something.

Pretty crap overall.


bionicle is a game all about the popular Lego brand: bionicle (who'd have guessed).
The game has many issues, and to put it briefly:
the camera controls are a bit wonky (but you could get used to it)
when you save your game, the words "save successful" stay on screen for 5 hours.
The snowboard controls are worse than bears repeating.
Enemies and mini bosses respawn when you backtrack.
Useful cutscenes are skipable, but the useless cutscenes aren't.
I can, however, point out some good in the game like the start of the game is a good introduction (even though my game bugged and got me stuck on the pause menu, so i had to restart the game), but the game isn't as good as it could of been.
(Please note that none of this is meant in malice, and please don't take offence to this opinion).


Admittedly there's something decent here? Just seemingly did not get the time to get fleshed out like the devs wanted it to be.

Honestly a "so bad it's good" sort of game. The only thing I can say positive about it is the soundtrack. Otherwise, it's clearly a rushed and unfinished mess. There is something fascinating about it in that way.

I wish we got the Legend of Mata Nui over this diarrhea dumping dieses

Actually pretty neat! As long as I don't play it too much. Mmm yeahhh stay in those memories babyyy

A perfect storm of cut content mixed with rushing a game out the door to coincide with a movie. I loved this game as a kid, but going back to it as an adult, it truly is terrible. The amount of content that was shown off in trailers and promotional pieces, that are completely missing from the final product, are astronomical. The game is held together by chewing gum and paperclips. The story makes NO sense whatsoever, even to a fan of BIONICLE.

Skip this title. Not even worth the bandwidth to pirate, if that's your thing. It's barely even worth a watch on YouTube, even though the entire game can be completed IN AN HOUR.