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Hey guys, it's me, Flying Gorilla from my new app on the App Store, Flying Gorlilla. It's a free download, so I hope you check it out, and I hope

This isn't a videogame. It's a thoroughly ethereal experience that can never be replicated by human hands. From the moment the widely sized ape starts extending its arms as it glides through the most beautiful, intricately crafted landscapes, Flying Gorilla immerses you on the most breath-takingly magnificent aerial journey that games like The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask and Portal 2 could only dream of accomplishing. This mastercraft makes you feel everything; the satisfaction of collecting every single bunch of bananas that await for your grasp in the skies, the mental exercise as you guide the giant baboon away from the carefully placed obstacles, and the sheer euphoria of finally crossing the finish line after every stage; not to mention the sweeping score, composed of the heavenliest sounds ever bestowed to humanity. A more seminal work of art has never, can never, and will never be gifted to us by anyone other than the very gods.

May the lord and savior Flying Gorilla bless us all, for eternity and beyond 🙏

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I love you flying gorilla......

Okay, gonna be real with you guys. Aside from the funny memes surrounding it, this game is absolute crap. Even by mobile game standards, it fucking REEKS.

Which is a shame, because the core gameplay is kinda fun! But it doesn't mean much when your game is riddled with the most confusing and predatory unlocking/MTX system I've seen in any video game, poor controls and performance, and ads every five seconds, making it nigh unplayable in some ways. While I can't exactly blame drunk me for spending money on the ad removal IAP, I still want to smack him upside the head for wasting $2.67 USD of my hard-earned money (Google Play credit, in his defense), regardless.

The game gets REALLY bad around level 40 or so, requiring almost superhuman reflexes to even get past the obstacles, and this game seemingly doesn't have a way to cope with it. For all the asinine ways the game does to unlock and upgrade your gorillas, it sure doesn't have any powerups to help out not-so-good players. It's saying a lot when a hard-boiled STG player like me is having severe issues with this game.

If you come across an ad for this game, laugh at it and move on with your day. Don't waste your time with this game (and money, maybe) like I unfortunately did.


This is so fucking stupid, if it doesn't sell my data it's a 10

THIS SHIT IS PEAK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

i taught a buncha 7th graders and when we went on field trips they loved to play this game on my phone and they said i was bad at it

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He’s a gorilla and he flies

Reset all my progress and then made 100% piss easy to do. It's not the same.

I was going to rate this five stars as a joke but it's genuinely a fun game

Easily the best video game of all time, no other game that has ever come out since the first video game has come close to how good Flying Gorilla is.

Never, as a gamer, I have play something like this. A magnifictent experience that can change someone persepctive about the live, death, and the world around us. beautiful story, characters, villain, graphic and music. The game never gets slow, or fast. It just get exactly how it he should be.

Magnificent.

This is not a game. This is THE game.

Flying Gorilla brings us to a magical and fantastic world, where we follow the adventures of a Flying Gorilla, collecting bananas and dodging evil creatures and terribile walls.

The gameplay is totally entertaining, and the deep story (along with astonishing OSTs) make you understand the backstory of the gorilla, all his pain and dreams, through a fantastic character development.

The graphic will leave you speechless, not to mention the comfortable controls and the beautiful character design.

Summing up, Flying Gorilla is a total masterpiece. Don't let any internet troll mislead you: try this milestone and I assure you will never forget it. Trust me, you will see the world with new eyes.

hey guys its me flying gorilla

This game is true art. This game saved my marriage. This work of art saved me from my darkest days. this is better than any game ever made. It tops Morbius for the best piece of art ever made. one mobillion? Try ninety nine gortillion. Gorilla save the King!

Hey guys, it’s me, Flying Gorilla; from my new app on the App Store; Flying Gorilla. It’s a free download, so I hope you- you check it out, and, and I hope- dies

The absolute peak of gaming.
No game has made me cry more than this one.
When I finished the game, A waterfall of tears were flooding down my eyes and My pants were full of shit piss and cum.
Play the game now! It is one of the most fun, Sad, deep, Complex, Profound, Rich gaming experiences of all time.
It's better than all 500 poop games and thats saying a lot.


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The Gorilla flies