Awesome spin-off based on my favorite Final Fantasy character

Don't

The Matrix section is the ideal Feng Shui

William Shit Nerd

Really makes you feel like William Shatner's TekWar (1995)

Disgusting looking and clunkier than any game I can think of. It is funny how horrendous this game is, almost funny enough to keep it from being an absolute zero. Overall a dreadful experience, but at least it is short.
I'm going to reference this flaming trash pile for the rest of my life.