Reviews from

in the past


I beat one level of this and I feel like my balls got ripped off, shoved in a blender, reattached, then my spine was broken and I was forced to drink my now ground up ball smoothie.

This is a review for the NES version of the game.

I would give this one a 0 out of 5 if I could. It is actually fucking terrible.
Controls like actual garbage, has garbage hit detection, weird platforming, cryptic bullshit IN THE FIRST LEVEL, terrible graphics, there is NOTHING good about this game.

Imagine paying 50 dollars for this back in the day, I'd feel so scammed, this game is actually complete garbage, zero redeemable qualities.

Stay far away from this game.