It's just a Mario Kart clone with DreamWorks characters. There's not much to it. Points off for the lack of Rise of the Guardians characters, tho.

why did they make Boss Baby so fast

The pinnacle of the genre

Another kart racing game that doesn't understand the enjoyment of Mario Kart but tries anyways. Some slightly unique mechanics, still pretty boring.

Couldn't even hire someone who can pronounce "gazpacho"

Dude those animals are so fucking funny! They make me wanna merge lanes without looking!