Reviews from

in the past


After 51 minutes in this game, and 4.75 hours from 1-4, I've come to the conclusion that my time is worth more. I'm meant for greater things, my future shall no longer be tainted by these games forevermore.
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HMMMM YKNOW I WAS ACTUALLY GETTIN A LITTLE SAD BC I INCURRED A WEIRD ASS GLITCH THT MADE ME RESTART THE GAME FROM THE BEGINNING BUUUUUUUUUUUUT i actually did love the segment where you and bittergiggle are working together and really just how it can happen At All

in a way garten of banban 6 to me feels like the most Connections felt one in the series because nearly all of the dialogue culminates from the time everyone's had around each other, it reminds me of sentiments i felt with Yakuza 3 with how interactions in that and moments of passing pause, banter and small talk feel Earned
I ALSO RLLY LIKE HOW THEY TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HOW DARK THE GAME CAN GET IN AMBIANCE AND USED THT FOR THIS WHOLE HUB AREA even if the drone is sometimes finicky but wht else is new its the drone lmao

I think that the most fair criticism of this one that ive seen is that its not really trying to be scary in this one and its pretty easy to avoid not dying in this chapter aside form two segments of the game. Though I actually think its Fine that this direction is taken bc thats where the narrative's shifted, by this point in the story the parent has made so many interactions with all these characters it almost feels like this net of safety is waning really thin

Dadadoo especially is actually a capable fighter and everything but his plan is crazy because i think it might deadass get chapter 7 to be the most isolating chapter since the first one oooo

It'd be far too much to recap ALL of the lore and new tidbits ive picked up on here but this was definitely a top 3 chapter takin everything into account from before
im so glad opium baby is safe
but also... im actually really taken aback by how this is the ONLY chapter in the game thus far that doesnt even have one glimpse of jumbo josh(hes visible in the murals still and even in the secret room you can see him part of the banban & friends big five buuuuuuuuuut.. YEAH.) like w o a h not even in the big revelation at the end of the chapter.

I think 4 has some rlly high points but also rlly tedious lows with some puzzles while this one felt like it had a great finale and some good series highs while having so so lows
WHO IS NANNY THOUGH
and i cant believe the surgeon got attached enough to start making his own kids, hes gotta be if not strong one of the most interesting characters in-verse when we get there
also the amount of ppl confused why this is out and not five. i get it cause like even though five is a prequel.. this noticably took longer to come out than the other chapters and in the other chapters, i never experienced any softlocking bugs/glitches
soooo....... i think smthin mighta given the dev bros trouble with this one or simply working on two chapters at the same time is taking a little toll on them

Definitely not as memorable as previous chapters. Nothing particularly stands out about this one. Your standard Garten of Banban experience. I am however not excited for the mysterious chapter 5 and chapter 7 as well. Impressive what the Euphoric Brothers have accomplished this year. Hope they keep making bangers all throughout next year!


On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me...........Banban...........

I'm so tired dude.

(Edit- I just realized this was my 1000th review........................god I just.......fuck my life dude honestly.)

Genuinely terrible, new level of garbage which is crazy considering what series im talking about

Los del Honkai sacaron al Doctor Ratio en 2023 porque SABÍAN que no podría ganar el premio al mejor doctor cuando Surgeon apareciera en Garten of Banban VII.

If only this game crossed over with hello neighbor. Imaging the amount of hot sex scenes? Anyways this game is very hot and sexy and better than porn. The next characters make me very horny. 10/10

Stupid, boring, and melodramatic. This game takes itself way too seriously and it feels like they haven't really been learning from their mistakes.

Garten of BanBan 6 is the 2nd worst BanBan game, now that might be controversial, I don't think it would be, this is BanBan, how could a rating of this be controversial? Anyways, here's the review.

BanBan 6 is quite below average, it is the most pointless of sorts. And probably the most generic of them all. This is just like 2, just like 3, and just like 4. You go to 3 different areas, bring parts to your main area, get through a door, chase ensues, go down an elevator to the next game. That's it, again. What should I even expect now?

While I do think the 3rd game was quite mediocre, and the 4th game was actually okay, nothing special, just okay. This game, the 6th, is where I've gotten to the point of, ''This is too much. Please differ, or end.'' And there are 2 more confirmed games, Garten of BanBan 5 (Which was skipped over for some reason?) and Garten of BanBan 7, which is the continuation as 5 is a prequel. Let's be honest here, BanBan is a money maker, they just opened a merch store for plushies with BanBan, even YouTooz has had a collaboration.

There will be a BanBan 8, 9, 10, and probably onwards, these developers make money. Why cut the water off? Why cut that source of income off? Especially since they are apparently, college students, trying to pay off their student loans. Why give up this financial blow up? Don't expect BanBan to end after 7, expect it to end after fucking 20.

Overall: 4/10

This franchise is the most consistant thing ever

tears in my eyes me and raymond walk this path together

how the FUCK did they release this before garten of banban 5 and they already put a trailer out for 7
5 still isnt fucking out euphoric brothers are true geniuses

When esperas el autobus y te kidnapping? I feel ya bro

PURO FUEGO. Innova en gameplay, le da cierre a varios personajes e introduce otros igual de carismáticos, el flashback es impresionante y la banda sonora también es KINO.

I'm not even fucking joking anymore, this series gives me more joy and fulfillment than most other games I've played this entire year, and I honestly do not care about the implications of that whatsofuckingever.

The gap between this and the previous game was something I actually noticed, and, for the lack of better terminology, was somewhat saddened by. Why, of all things, it was Garten of fucking Banban that left such an impression on me is completely beyond me. What, in January, started out as a mildly entertaining 20 minute slop-game, has turned into something I LEGITIMATELY look forward to.

Thank you, Euphoric Brothers, I'm sure this isn't the kind of thing you expect to see someone writing about the game you're probably working sincerely on, but know that when I say these games suck, I mean it in the most loving way I possibly can. The sheer absurdity of these games is incredible, I cannot wait for the next one.

I'm doing this on principle of these being held up in the conscious eye by pure irony