This is pseudo-3D Gradius with exponentially worse atmosphere, music and visuals, and with the addition of boobies. Instead of spaceships, you pilot… scantily clad girls who are vaguely sort of, holding onto spaceships? And kinda thrusting into them as they fly? It’s weird. There’s a beach level, an Egyptian level, and I don’t know what after that, because I stopped playing.

Someone at Konami thought: “let’s pay tribute to our classic shooters” (you can play as a girl weirdly holding onto the Vic Viper!) “AND try to make players horny. We can’t fail.” And this is the result. If that interests you, the gameplay itself is not TERRIBLE… but it is extremely, almost comically rudimentary.