Reviews from

in the past


Grand Theft Auto: SimCity

(Legit, a few levels in and I was driving as a Grandma trying to protect the coke from the cops. I'm not making this up.)

This and SimCopter represent so many countless hours sunk into customizing and importing cities and whathaveyou. Neither of these all-time-janky-as-SHIT games were ever worth it, but the heart has its reasons.

It's weird but I've probably put more time into this game than any other Sim game. It's not particularly good, but it's very 90s and I like to think, played a significant role in my development as a youngin'.