Reviews from

in the past


Someone get Phoenix Right in here, because I'd like to object to this travesty of a video game. Whoever approved the Anita Hill skin for the Clarence Thomas subquest was off their rocker. And I didn't find it particularly sexy when Justice Kavanaugh invited me back to his quarters for a beer. The game does manage to depict Scalia's large, hairy schlong with a startling degree of precision, but I was dissappointed we didn't get a look at his trademark butthole butt mole. Overall it was a pretty bad game, but I'm looking forward to the "Dred Scott" DLC.