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Tiene el tamaño de un juego de jam y puede ser un poco frustrante. La mayor dificultad es el tiempo que tardas repitiendo una y otra vez el mismo movimiento.

A dica é você usar o controle

god this one was annoying. got both achievements because im stubborn but jeez it's so damn precise
feels amazing getting that victory cutscene though

Kind of a meme game but also sort of a fun challenge at the same time? There are two gameplay modes for this- online which makes pulling the sword out of the stone harder for everybody who succeeds, and then offline which gives everybody the same level of difficulty. When I played this, the sword was at a pretty hard level online so I only gave a few attempts. Patience and endurance is really the name of the game here as you drag your mouse in a repetitious pattern to slowly make progress, hoping that you're getting closer to the sword's point. I did think the payoff was rather nice with a fun cutscene rewarding your efforts. For a free aside, it's a funny little novelty.


Has some value as a meta commentary but uh... that's it

I lost a bet, so I had to play this game until I pulled out the sword, let's just say, 3 hours later, and here I am.
I don't advise no one to bet on this, it's not worth wasting this much time, but I got to admit though, I felt a sudden rush of accomplishment once I pulled it out...
Moral of the story is: Pull out as fast as possible guys..

pointless waste of time you could spent having sex

tem maluco com mais de 5 horas nesse jogo

It’s an interesting experimental game with echoes of noby noby boy, where it’s in a sense competitive in an asynchronous mmo style. You simply drag the mouse for a long time, maintaining its position to pull the sword from the stone. It’s already extremely long, and people win frequently, so it becomes more and more difficult incrementally. I couldn’t do it, I considered putting my mouse on the floor, and cranked it’s dpi up. But I decided against it. But I appreciate and love the idea, it’s a wonderful entry in the canon of games though I’m not sure how much it took off

Los juegos debes ser divertidos, eso es lo mas importante ¿No?
Pues este no lo es, solo esa una forma de perder tiempo y frustarte.

hola soy alva majo

estoy dentro de tus paredes

Ahora tengo Síndrome de túnel Carpiano, pero por lo menos soy el nuevo rey.

Parfait pour récupérer après une lobotomie transorbitale !

The one who pulls out the sword will be crowned king es un juego extremadamente sencillo, saca una espada de una roca subiendo el rato, parece fácil pero frustra mucho.

Tiene un modo un jugador que es para malditos cobardes, y luego el multi que es la magia del titulo, la espada se ira haciendo mas larga según la vayan sacando jugadores, cosa que hace que en el futuro sea IMPOSIBLE sacarla, o tengas que estar varias horas, algo enfermizo, pero que hace este juego único. es divertido y te da una tarde de risas y de monitores rotos.

Suerte futuros Reyes.

Este juego es un tremendísimo dolor de huevos en su modo online pero con un poco de paciencia, puedes hacer que me corten la cabeza y ser el nuevo rey. Ya me jode haber hecho decapitar al anterior rey en menos de 5 minutos desde que lo coronasen. Especial detallazo ver como colgaban mi avatar de Steam en el salón principal cuando me llevaban al altar para "casarme" XD.

Un paso mas cerca del Ferrari Alva, un paso mas cerca.

Funny concept but boring gameplay but just enough laughter and joy (and a hot and sexy reward for pulling out the sword) to separate it from a 1 star game

you literally push your mouse up and thats it

It's a good pun, but has no real value out of [spoiler].

Idea inteligente, experiencia un poco mediocre. De igual forma considero que todo el mundo lo debería probar, es gratis y breve.

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Eat shit


10 minutos de masoquismo e mão suada
4/10

Ya puedo decir que soy todo un maestro de sacármela.

Cool social idea, pretty poor execution. I like the fact that the difficulty goes down if there aren't as many players playing, however I don't like that the difficulty straight up resets after a little bit. I was so close to getting it at 9000 difficulty, and then I just did it the next day without any challenge. Now all you need to do is wait for the reset.

I guess it's free so there isn't much point NOT getting it. Not really worth your time imo (unless you want steam achievements).

Seeing myself become king was still cool though.