Reviews from

in the past


I can't imagine liking this game any more than this, even as someone who was happy just seeing The Tick in a video game.

This is the worst game I have ever played

Well...it functions, at least? It's not necessarily bad in terms of gameplay, it's just an average beat em up. Very, very average. The real kicker is that there are over 40 fucking levels, which is far and beyond overkill for this type of game, especially when it gets monotonous in the first 20 minutes. You can count the different types of enemies basically on one hand (ninjas, "idea men", clowns, and aliens), and the number of songs in the game on your other hand. Really doesn't sound like enough for 4 hours of playtime, does it? A lot of beat em ups can be completed in just a quarter of that, and yet have so much more to offer.

It's not good, but it could be a lot worse.

Most beat 'em up games are repetitive, but this game takes that to the next level.

There are a ton of levels which should be a good thing, but it is repetitive to the point where it is 4 hours of the same thing should you ever finish the game.

This game mainly sold because of the cartoon, and it was during a time where cartoons would just get skinned to sell a ton of mediocre games. The game is alright for 5 minutes until you realize nothing changes.

Enjoyment: 0/8
Replayability: 0/1
Graphics: 0.25/0.5
Sound: 0.25/0.5
Total: 0.5/10

This is one of those games that I really wanted to like back in the day but just couldn't. It had the theme song, it had the SPOON! and the tick was funny in his animations. Thing is you fight the same enemies repeatedly over and over again and some stage all you do is duck and jump over obstacles. Game is just not fun.