Better than the actual bible still
i've never actually read the bible so this is my entire basis on Christianity
ah yes who can forget the classic bible verse "Hey, what's your problem? Touch me again and I'll kill you."
The holiest piece of media ever made. You play as a beta orbitter of our lord and savior himself. Jesus quotes star wars to you while every NPC in the general area sideeyes you and gets into fistfights offscreen. You can punch and NPC in the dick, triggering a cutscene where they'll get mad at you and then immediately go back to whatever they were doing. Unprompted, a man approached me, a one foot tall 7 year old girl, telling me I had impregnated him and he had given birth to our son, Leviathan, which in response to I punched them both in the face. The game allows you to be either female or normal. Loading screens quote such holy scholars as Kanye West, Memphis Bleek and Osama bin Laden. Literal Biblekino. I was not familiar with the work of MDickie prior to this, but now I sure as hell am.
This review contains spoilers
if your jaw didn't drop when everything went wireframe you're dead inside
What braindead baboon thought that putting an unwinnable fight in the crucifix chapter would be a good idea? I even built tanksus...
At it's peak it's utterly hilarious, but those peaks are very few and far between as 90% of the game is just you walking... very... very slowly... from place to place.
While it is undoubtedly bigger than Hard Time by virtue of having a larger world, as well as giving you access to super powers, I found the campaign to be a bit drawn out, wherein it's just walking back and forth across the map for no good reason. Also, the fact that you are not in prison means that there isn't an inherent ecosystem where it would make sense to get into fights. Overall, it's essentially the same as Hard Time, and while it can definitely offer some fun due to its ridiculousness, you wouldn't be missing out by skipping this game.