Reviews from

in the past


Does it actually deserve this high of a rating? Probably not, but I tell ya what, this was crack for us early zoomers before we had the smart phones or the TikToks.

Ok, obviously I'm speaking for a small minority of other early zoomers who played this game, but still. This stands out as being not only a nostalgia-fueled romp, but being... actually genuinely pretty good? You wouldn't expect a Nick Jr. show to have decently thought out platforming mechanics, good controls, and just generally good gameplay, but here it is. On top of that, the music is also surprisingly catchy, though is either mostly or fully taken from the show.

Yeah, this is mainly just appealing to me having grown up with it, but I think anyone who would give it a shot now wouldn't be upset with it. There are worse ways to spend ten minutes.

i am 10th place on the speedrun.com leaderboards. bow down to me.

edit: i am no longer 10th place on the speedrun.com leaderboards.

Fond memories for the very specific slice of the zoomer generation who were young enough to enjoy tangentially-educational-Spongebob, but old enough to know how to go onto the computer to play flash games. There's three distinct platformer levels and a big boss fight at the end with mecha-chicken, played fine but nothing super remarkable in retrospect.
P.S. the "That's kooooky!" kid makes an appearance!