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truly one of the most definitive gaming experiences of all time.
Its got it all - humor, action, drama, crazy minigames. They gotta make more funny games like this.

i have no idea where to start, this really is the greatest game of all time. mixture of everything, be it funny, character driven plot and the fighting style. i really enjoyed my time with it.
i really love the karaoke and stress relief system of the game and the game's pool being harder than IRL pool is insane to me

24 hour cinderellaaaaaaa
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This review contains spoilers

I wanted to like this game so badly. I loved Kiwami to bits. But... the longer I played this, the more it frustrated and disappointed me. Switching back and forth between characters was clearly meant to illustrate their thematic mirroring, but in practice it bloated the game and killed pacing. Plus having to do multiple minigames and near-identical sidequests for both of them became tedious fast. I only finished Kiryu's real estate plot because I hate myself. Didn't manage Majima's clubs. And both their stories were... bad. While I understand a disconnect between gameplay and plot, Kiryu's arc included him gaining huge amounts of notice within the Yakuza, as well as becoming a real estate mogul on the side, but by the end he has to arbitrarily choose to go back to being basically a mook because the game's constraint as a prequel demands it. There was no character growth because there by design really -couldn't- be. And Majima started with a PHENOMENAL introduction, and I know that this was supposed to be his 'why is he LIKE that' origin, but I didn't buy into... any of it, for a number of reasons. I was largely bored by him. I kept waiting desperately for him and Kiryu to actually meet. Which they... never. really did? Also christ alive I HATED Makoto. I know and accept the sexism of Yakuza games. I can deal. Things aren't perfect. But Makoto was. A LOT. She's not a character, she's a macguffin suitcase with big innocent sad eyes, to be dragged along by the men around her, or sit in a warehouse and wait. And to ensure that she doesn't get ANY agency, they make her blind. She is more helpless than the literal 9 year old of Kiwami. It's so egregious.
So.. yeah. I don't know. I tried so hard, but this game did not do it for me.

All time fave. I never wanna play it again but I'll watch other people play it for the first time all day long.


"I'm going beast mode!" I scream as I attempt to pick up a motorcycle and immediately get crushed under its immense mass

truly the greatest. the most wow. the yes.

this game has perhaps destroyed my state of existence. i think of it every day. it hurts my soul. it makes me feel joy. to suffer and to hope and to love and to throw it away and to strive for it every day.

i want to use majima goro as a chew toy. i want to drive a toyota yaris into his home and set fire to it. i want him to throw me in a blender whilst i throw a blender at him.

this game is good

the game that introduced me to the series i entered it knowing i would love it and i was right about it i am in love with it i entered it blind and because of the baka mitai memes. but wow it was one of the best stories i ever saw whenever i switched characters i always wondered what would happen to the other characters part. this game made me play all the other games and i dont regret it i'd reccomend it to everyone even if you wont play the other games just play this for the experience it is worth it